יום שבת, 21 ביולי 2012

איך לשטוף את המכונית

את המכתב הבא שלח ג'ורג' כשהיה ביחד עם ג'ון ופול בהמבורג ב-1962 לאישה בשם סוזן הוטון (Houghton), מעריצה שהתיידדה איתו. אותה המכונית תהיה בבעלותו של פול ממש לאחר מכן- ואני חושבת שהמידע הזה יעזור לכם להבין את אחד השלבים בניקיון המכונית... מוציא לשון


 


את המכתב ואת כתיבתו מחדש (לאלה שלא מבינים את הכתב של ג'ורג') מצאתי כאן.




 




42, BRODIE AVE.

MOSSLEY HILL

LIVERPOOL 18.



Dear Susan,



I hope you had a good chrimbo, and have a happy nuclear ☮ too. Thank you
for giving my mum flowers and chocs. [It was you wasn't it??] Thanks
also for the card, in fact THANKS A HEAP SUSAN. "Your too kind" John
Lennon



Instructions for washing car:-



1/. Use plenty of soapy clean water, preferably warm.



2/. When car is [though it may take a lot of water]- clean, leave to dry
off for about 20 minutes. [You can have a cup of tea now].



3/. Now ask mother to find some dusters, [2 each] and with the polish,
apply with no.1 duster over an area of about 1 sq foot at a time, in a
circular motion. Don't leave it too long before polishing off. This
should be carried out until the car is spotless, and gleaming clean.
[Don't forget the wheels!]



4/. Take 1 brush or vacuum cleaner, and have a bash at the carpets. They too can be made to look like new.



5/. The windows [interior] should be polished now, after which you can retire for another tea.



6/. Before returning home, I suggest you look over the car again, for
any parts you may have missed out, on finding, they should be cleaned
accordingly.



7/. Now proceed to 20 Forthlin RD. with about 6 buckets full of dirty
muddy greasey water, where a shiney Ford Classic will be seen. Spread
contents of the buckets evenly, so as to leave a nice film of muck over
the car. You can now return home knowing you have done your deed for the
day. Thank you!!!



Proceedings should be carried out about the 8th of January.



Thanks again for the cheerio for now don't forget Ban the Bog.



Love from George [Harrison] xxxxxx

































4 תגובות:

  1. חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח
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    חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח

    השבמחק
  2. יש לו את הכתב כי לא מובן בעולם XDDD
    והוא גאון!!!!!!!!

    השבמחק
  3. לג’ון יש כתב פחות מובן O:

    וג’ורג’, אתה פשוט גאון!

    השבמחק
  4. שקר~ את של ג’ון אני מצליחה לפענח לפעמים XD

    השבמחק